Roomba Please

Roomba Please, say it isn’t so…You have got to be kidding me! A detailed conversation with my vacuum cleaner: Tell me there is no possible way that I accidentally pushed the red button on your dirt reservoir while picking you up off my beautiful dark carpet.  Tell me that your plastic sleek lined body did…

Friday the 13th & Roomba!

I thought it was me at first.  I go into a room and suddenly Roomba would be at my feet like an annoying cat brushing against my ankles.  I then move into another area of the house and sure enough she would show up again, bouncing against my heels as if that were the only…

Friday! Roomba! Fun!

Little black Magic box Spinning round the floor How you make my Life so Great While doing all My chores. When you whine I cannot hear so I beg You, Please speak up or Repeat  these words You speak to me until I tell you, stop! Send Sunshine and shine and shine and shine.  Much <3!  PS…Click photo…

Let the Celebration Begin

Let the celebration begin with party hats and latex-free gloves on!  Today is the day for roller change out and filter re-newel.  Roomba is excited, as your car would be with an oil change.  Good times are coming.  I believe even my floors can’t wait to feel her soft unhindered brushes tickle their hardwood faces….

Emergency… Call V.C.P.S

Emergency…call V.C.P.S in South Korea!!  My sister recently sent me an article from the Daily Dot in regards to a woman sleeping on the floor while a robotic vacuum cleaner tried to swallow her head one hair at a time.  She phoned the fire department, but failed to save the suffocating machine from her tresses. I personally…

And Now…

And now…I’d like to present to you…Scooba! Roomba recently met her cousin, Scooba.  My granddaughter insists one is a boy, and the other bot is a girl, so Scooba is a he according to my adorably, insistent princess. What is Scooba?  Well, if you do not know, it is a robotic machine that mops your…

It Has

It has sadly come to my attention that ‘Me & My Roomba’ may be well played out.  Leave it to visiting children home for the Holidays to remind their parents, this parent, of how very ordinarily pathetic they may be.  Now, I have great kids, but really?  Throw an ol’ girl a bone here. You can’t…

Friday, Beautiful

Friday, beautiful, Friday.  It is time to dust off those nasty cobwebs.  It is time to make sure the battery is charged and rollers clean.  Roomba has been on vacation.  A vacation from me.  Her holiday was at first filled with silence.  The golden tune of nobody home.  Her time off quickly changed to a house…

Every Friday

Every Friday is my day for Roomba funnies.  It is the day I discuss my imperfect relationship with my vacuum cleaner, but also the level of respect I have for this re-chargeable creature.  I sum her up as a child since my flesh & blood children have all flown the coop leaving me with my mutterings to…