Roomba Please, say it isn’t so…You have got to be kidding me! A detailed conversation with my vacuum cleaner: Tell me there is no possible way that I accidentally pushed the red button on your dirt reservoir while picking you up off my beautiful dark carpet. Tell me that your plastic sleek lined body did…
Tag: Friday Fun
Oh’ Roomba if only …
My sweet little Roomba are you lonely? Do you need a household playmate? A furry creature who will jump on top of you and ride you for hours? Not happening… I have always had an aversion for indoor pets. (Not that I don’t like pets) Please understand I have severe allergies that will send me…
Friday the 13th & Roomba!
I thought it was me at first. I go into a room and suddenly Roomba would be at my feet like an annoying cat brushing against my ankles. I then move into another area of the house and sure enough she would show up again, bouncing against my heels as if that were the only…
Friday! Roomba! Fun!
Little black Magic box Spinning round the floor How you make my Life so Great While doing all My chores. When you whine I cannot hear so I beg You, Please speak up or Repeat these words You speak to me until I tell you, stop! Send Sunshine and shine and shine and shine. Much <3! PS…Click photo…
Let the Celebration Begin
Let the celebration begin with party hats and latex-free gloves on! Today is the day for roller change out and filter re-newel. Roomba is excited, as your car would be with an oil change. Good times are coming. I believe even my floors can’t wait to feel her soft unhindered brushes tickle their hardwood faces….
Friday, Saturday, Sunday…to my shame I cannot distinguish a difference.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday…to my shame I cannot distinguish a difference, this wild vortex called life picks us up and drags you along. This past week dealt with some revelations, a few hard truths, in which, I am willing to share. I am sure many of us have had this experience… The lore of the missing sock. The…
Emergency… Call V.C.P.S
Emergency…call V.C.P.S in South Korea!! My sister recently sent me an article from the Daily Dot in regards to a woman sleeping on the floor while a robotic vacuum cleaner tried to swallow her head one hair at a time. She phoned the fire department, but failed to save the suffocating machine from her tresses. I personally…
Roomba Envy-Friday Funnies on Saturday? A day here or there, it is all the same, right?
Roomba envy is this obsession that follows me wherever I go. Like a madness, that plagues me, I cannot overcome it. When visiting friends I do not look for cob webs in the corners of their homes or dust clinging to the top shelves. (Definitely, my grandmothers influence. Love you Nana.) My eyes scan the floor. …
As In
As in football and baseball and basketball, and the hundred-gazillion other amazing sports around the world…Blog Award Season is here!!! The games have already begun and are scorching across the internet. Roomba sits pouting in the corner that her day of glory must be postponed… Back to Whatever has mentioned my name in the…
And Now…
And now…I’d like to present to you…Scooba! Roomba recently met her cousin, Scooba. My granddaughter insists one is a boy, and the other bot is a girl, so Scooba is a he according to my adorably, insistent princess. What is Scooba? Well, if you do not know, it is a robotic machine that mops your…