Emergency…call V.C.P.S in South Korea!! My sister recently sent me an article from the Daily Dot in regards to a woman sleeping on the floor while a robotic vacuum cleaner tried to swallow her head one hair at a time. She phoned the fire department, but failed to save the suffocating machine from her tresses. I personally…
Tag: Relationships
Oh’ Roomba
Oh’ Roomba, how you make my heart go thump. Last week, I ignored her cries for recognition in Friday Funnies, but as the stern task master, I made her do her dirty-little chores in the usual fashion without writing Roomba, dear, in a post. The newest development in our relationship is that I no longer hide my vacuum fascination…
And Now…
And now…I’d like to present to you…Scooba! Roomba recently met her cousin, Scooba. My granddaughter insists one is a boy, and the other bot is a girl, so Scooba is a he according to my adorably, insistent princess. What is Scooba? Well, if you do not know, it is a robotic machine that mops your…
What’s That
What’s that? You like my stories of Roomba? You, my faithful followers and friends? Well, okay then. Who am I to disappoint? I mean, come on, I have said it before I am not afraid of providing a small, light-hearted moment in a day that can run long. Two scores and five years ago… The strange rattling started…
It Has
It has sadly come to my attention that ‘Me & My Roomba’ may be well played out. Leave it to visiting children home for the Holidays to remind their parents, this parent, of how very ordinarily pathetic they may be. Now, I have great kids, but really? Throw an ol’ girl a bone here. You can’t…
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